Here something really happend to friend of mine

We were camping out one night
When ma homie was bitten by a snake so he jumped up and started to scream
“A SNAKE JUST BIT ME ON THE TIP OF MY PENIS!!”.
So i told tha nigga not to worry imma go and find and ask
a doctor and be right back!”.
So i got my ass to town and finally found a doctor.
i started putting it all on him the whole shebangabang
“Doctor!! My friend just got bit by a snake!!!”
the doctor said..its ok.
He told me all i had to do is suck the poison out.
Anyway i run back to the camp site.
Where my injured friend started yelling at me “WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY? WHAT DID HE SAY?”
I said



































“doctor said you gonna die!”

"Peace is a lie there is only passion
  Through passion i gain strength
   Through strength i gain power
    Through power i gain victory
     Through victory my chains are broken”
      -The Sith Code

"Peace is a lie there is only passion

  Through passion i gain strength

   Through strength i gain power

    Through power i gain victory

     Through victory my chains are broken”

      -The Sith Code

There is no Emotion, there is only Peace.
There is no Ignorance, there is only Knowledge.
There is no Passion, there is only Serenity.
There is no Chaos, only Harmony.
There is no Death, there is only the Force.
The Jedi Code (via noemotiononlypeace)
hyton365:

Yeah, they’ve fucked me up once or twice.

hyton365:

Yeah, they’ve fucked me up once or twice.

“Dying to exterminate great evil. Know that this is the spirit of the Gotei 13.”

darthasterisk:

Grunt: This creature. It’s purple. And pink. It’s soft and weak. This is a sorry excuse for a dinosaur.

darthasterisk:

Grunt: This creature. It’s purple. And pink. It’s soft and weak. This is a sorry excuse for a dinosaur.

wolffromthedoor:

Urm.. Skyrim Poop

wolffromthedoor:

Urm.. Skyrim Poop

forafewnightsout:

#skyrim #assassin’s creed #zelda and some other favorites (Taken with Instagram)

forafewnightsout:

#skyrim #assassin’s creed #zelda and some other favorites (Taken with Instagram)

kissmyafro:

As if we didn’t know already…